30 Hilarious Gift Ideas for New Parents

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  1. Pee-pee Teepee - Make diaper changes a little more fun with these adorable pee-pee teepees. Designed to cover your baby boy during changing time, they're a hilarious and practical gift for new parents.
  2. Mustache Pacifier - Cowboy
  3. Silicone Bibs for Babies - Make mealtime less messy with these silicone bibs. With an adjustable design and a built-in food catcher, they're practical and funny gifts for new parents.
  4. Mustache Pacifiers for Babies - These cute and kissable mustache pacifiers are sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. Made with BPA-free and latex-free materials, they're safe and entertaining for babies.
  5. Bacon Teething Toy - Even babies can enjoy the taste of bacon with this fun and safe teething toy. Made from BPA-free materials, it's a unique and amusing gift for new parents.
  6. Buff Baby Rattle - Help your baby get fit with this hilarious buff baby rattle. It's a fun and unique gift that will entertain both parents and baby.
  7. Care Bears Bedtime Bear Stuffed Animal - Bring back nostalgic memories with this adorable Care Bears Bedtime Bear stuffed animal. It's a cuddly and cute gift for both parents and their little one.
  8. Funny New Dad T-Shirt - Give the new dad in your life a good laugh with this funny t-shirt. With the message "Take it Easy on Me, My Wife is Pregnant," it's the perfect gift for a first-time father.
  9. Dinosaur Hooded Baby Towel - Wrap your little one in this soft and absorbent hooded towel featuring a cute dinosaur design. It's perfect for bath time and will bring a smile to both parents and baby.
  10. Taco Tuesday Baby Toy Set - Start their love for Mexican food early with this adorable taco-themed toy set. With rattles, crinkle toys, and clackers, it's a fun and engaging gift for newborns.
  11. Funny Baby Bodysuit - Dress your little one in style with this funny bodysuit. With the message "You Can Do This" printed on the front, it's the perfect gift for new dads.
  12. Camping Laundry Bag - This practical and funny laundry bag is perfect for new parents who love camping. It adds a touch of humor to the never-ending task of doing laundry.
  13. Baby Sippy Cup - This adorable and funny sippy cup is perfect for little ones who are ready to transition from bottles to cups. It's spill-proof, easy to clean, and will bring a smile to everyone's face.
  14. Bandana Baby Bib - Keep your little one stylish and mess-free with this cute and functional bandana bib. Made from soft organic cotton with a fleece back, it's perfect for catching drool and food spills.
  15. Funny Newborn Baby Socks - These cute and funny socks are perfect for keeping little feet warm and adding a touch of humor to any outfit. With non-slip grips, they're practical too.
  16. Funny Beer Glass for Dad - Give the new dad in your life a good laugh with this hilarious beer glass. Perfect for Fathers Day, birthdays, or any occasion where a cold one is in order.
  17. Lil' Lager Baby Bottle - This funny baby bottle is designed to look like a mini beer bottle. It's a fun and unique gift for new parents with a sense of humor.
  18. "Monsters Eat Whiny Children" Book - A humorous and entertaining read for new parents, this book will bring a smile to their faces and remind them that even on the toughest days, parenting can be a wild adventure.
  19. How to Traumatize Your Children Book - A tongue-in-cheek guide to parenting, this book offers humorous advice on how to traumatize your children (in a harmless way). It's a funny gift for new parents who appreciate a good laugh.
  20. Exercise Block Gag Gift - This hilarious wooden exercise block is the perfect gag gift for new parents. With imprinted instructions directly on the block, it's sure to provide some laughs.
  21. Diaper Bag for Dads - Give dad his own stylish and functional diaper bag with this "Building The Foundation Daddy" design. Perfect for dads on the go.
  22. Mom Tote Bag - This canvas tote bag is perfect for the new mom, with a humorous design and plenty of space for all her essentials.
  23. "Dad's Playbook" Book - This book is filled with wisdom and inspiration from the greatest coaches of all time, making it the perfect gift for new dads.
  24. Funny Wine Glass - Give the gift of laughter with this funny wine glass that perfectly captures every mood. Holds 16 oz of your favorite beverage.
  25. Burritos Tortilla Throw Blanket - Wrap yourself up in this giant burrito tortilla throw blanket and bring some humor to your cozy nights in.
  26. Daddy's Diaper Duty Device - Help dad tackle diaper duty with this funny and practical tool. Complete with all the essentials for a successful diaper change.
  27. Poop Shoot! Head Hoop Contest Game - Get ready for some hilarious fun with this poop emoji-themed head hoop contest game. Perfect for parties or game nights.
  28. Cotton Swaddle Blanket - Keep the baby cozy and cute with this 100% cotton swaddle blanket. Perfect for naptime or cuddling.
  29. Reversible Mermaid Pillow Cover - Add a touch of whimsy to any room with this magic reversible mermaid pillow cover. Swipe the sequins to change the color and design.
  30. Reusable Nursing Pads - These leak-proof nursing pads are a practical and funny gift for new moms. Soft, washable, and perfect for breastfeeding.