18 Hilarious Gifts for New Dads!

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  1. Burger T-Shirt - This funny t-shirt is perfect for the dad who loves burgers. It's comfortable, stylish, and will definitely make a statement.
  2. Funny Gym Tank Top - For the dad who loves to flex his muscles (or lack thereof), this tank top is a hilarious gift. It's comfortable, soft, and features a funny graphic that will surely make everyone at the gym laugh.
  3. Silicone Bibs for Babies - These bibs are not only practical for messy eaters, but they also have a hilarious design that will make any dad laugh. They are adjustable, easy to clean, and come with a food catcher to keep the mess off the floor.
  4. Leather Drink Holster - This black leather drink holster is a fun and practical gift for any dad on the go. It can hold cans or bottles, has a convenient ID holder and credit card pocket, and is perfect for BBQs, tailgating, or just hanging out.
  5. Exercise Block Gag Gift - This wooden exercise block is a hilarious gag gift for any dad who needs a little motivation to get moving. It comes with imprinted instructions directly on the block, making it a funny and unique present.
  6. "Be Prepared" Ebook - This practical handbook is filled with humorous and helpful advice for new dads. From changing diapers to soothing a crying baby, this ebook has it all.
  7. Dumbbell Beer Glass - This novelty beer glass is shaped like a dumbbell, making it a hilarious gift for any dad who loves working out and enjoying a cold beer. It holds 24 ounces of his favorite brew.
  8. Cards Against Humanity Game
  9. Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes Book - This book is filled with the corniest and most cringe-worthy dad jokes that are so bad, they're good. It's the perfect gift to bring a smile to any first-time dad's face.
  10. Funny Dadisms Coffee Mug - This coffee mug features a top ten list of funny dadisms that any first-time dad can relate to. It's the perfect gift for Father's Day or any occasion where a good laugh is needed.
  11. Ice Bucket for Drinks - Keep drinks cool and refreshing with this stylish ice bucket. With a 2-quart capacity, it's perfect for chilling wine, champagne, beer, and other beverages.
  12. Father's Day Card for Husband or Boyfriend - Express your love and admiration for your husband or boyfriend with this Father's Day card. Featuring a playful design and heartfelt message, it's the perfect way to show your appreciation.
  13. Custom Fishing Lure - For the dad who loves to fish, this custom fishing lure is a thoughtful and unique gift. Engraved with a monogram, it's a personal touch that he'll cherish.
  14. Funny Daddy's Survival Kit Pint Glass - This pint glass is the perfect gift for any first-time dad. With a humorous etching and a 16 oz capacity, it's sure to bring a smile to his face.
  15. Taco & Taquito Matching Set - Celebrate the new dad and his little one with this adorable matching set. Featuring a taco-themed infant bodysuit and a matching t-shirt for dad, it's a fun and cute gift.
  16. Dual Breakfast Sandwich Maker - Make mornings easier for the new dad with this dual breakfast sandwich maker. With a built-in timer and the ability to make two sandwiches at once, it's a convenient and fun gift.
  17. Fridge Locker - Keep snacks safe and secure with this original fridge locker. Ideal for the dad who loves his snacks, it's a funny and practical gift that will bring a smile to his face.
  18. Personalized Father's Day Keychain - Show your love and appreciation for the first-time dad in your life with this personalized keychain. Made with mixed metals, it's a thoughtful and unique gift.